The Kat Factory
Trump’s brand cat food had begun as yet another edict from the president, he had been struggling with low popularity but now his popularity soared, it really helped to bring the American people together, after all, everyone loves cats right? Suddenly Trump had redeemed himself, people were openly wearing Trump Kat logo T-shirts – (the word Trump above a cat on a heart shaped background) it was astonishing – memes were circulated online, pics of cats scoffing the stuff down – or sleeping blissfully next to a tin of the only cat food American cats accept! It was all so strange, no one had even known Trump was a cat lover! To see him there in the adverts snuggling into the furry little friend in his arms, you could not fail to soften towards the man, perhaps he would even mend his ways? Could we all now just settle down and get back to normal?
Well everything went fine for several months, the new president was finally accepted, hardly anyone objected to him now, no matter what outrageous ideas he had, but as spring slipped into summer something new began to emerge. It came from the streets, you would notice people leering at you from the shadows, they had dark rings round their eyes, and flakey skin, quite repulsive, perhaps it was some new drug or endemic disease? Either way, you didn’t want to know, you just steered well clear of them, their numbers were growing exponentially, it was really frightening, no one was surprised when President Trump declared marshal law, “until we find out what the hell is going on!”
Reading this, as you are now, you can probably clearly see what happened, it wasn’t so obvious at the time, I mean who would suspect that Trump’s brand cat food was highly addictive to humans? I mean surely it was coincidence – no one could have guessed – thus it was that the final zombie apocalypse began in the USA, it spread like wildfire, outside the USA the stuff just never took off, it wasn’t available, but in the US, “Kat Factories” sprang up everywhere, people would just sit in there with their tin openers and 6 packs of Kat. What a disaster for America, and yet with the population compliant and now firmly under control, the economy went from strength to strength, and if it didn’t, who even cared now?
That friends is what i dreamed last night, lets hope it doesn’t come true? I strongly advise – stay off the Kat!